meat wash

the act of oral sex as performed on a male, blow job

Jill: "I'm not in the mood for the old in-out, in-out tonight."
Jack: "Then could I at least get a meat wash?"

by drummist July 4, 2006

meat kleenex

The receptacle for love snot. Female genitalia.

He asked if he could blow a little love snot into her meat kleenex.

by magrook July 28, 2006

Meat Glancer

A person (usually male) that quickly looks at another man's junk then looks away. Not to be confused with Meat Gazing, which takes longer.

I caught a meat glancer in the shitter checkin out my twig-n-berries.

by anonymous1a2b3c November 15, 2006

meat locker

a nickname for a really cold room in the house due to a major draft. this usually happens when u live at a really old apartment with low maintenance.

manager: where ever apartment u choose, dont do this one. the master bedroom is a freaking meat locker!

by nobody else here April 24, 2018

Mushroom Meat

When the head of a penis is over sized.

Man, did you see Daniel whip out his Mushroom Meat???

by Bailey(: December 17, 2008

man meat

Penis.

The meat that only a man can weild. No woman is strong enough to survive its wrath.

I beat her down with my large man meat.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

Meat gazer

A guy named Kevin who admires your package when your not looking.

Troy....Kevin is gazing your package! What a meat gazer!

by antigazer August 19, 2008