The overall ideal of a person leaving for no fucking reason. Even if theres a good reason to stay, or a bad reason to leave. — Leaving just knowing you can do something, knowing you can’t come back after pulling that dumbshit. The feeling of tucking your dick and balls between your legs in a knot, beyond repair afterwards.
by GradeCunderC January 01, 2021
Bobby is a fucking loser with that Tight Hank Hill Ass!
Fuck him! His ass so tight his ass cheeks suck in his asshole like trying to pick up a cherry off the stool.
Fuck him! His ass so tight his ass cheeks suck in his asshole like trying to pick up a cherry off the stool.
by Howard Stern Number 1 January 04, 2022
adjective /hʌməl tīt/
Origins mythical dwarf electrician
- to tighten something, usually a locking or fastening mechanism, in a way that loosening or freeing the object is near impossible
Origins mythical dwarf electrician
- to tighten something, usually a locking or fastening mechanism, in a way that loosening or freeing the object is near impossible
by Nick Ollatta November 15, 2017
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by throughurcheeks August 24, 2021
by AmirAFT August 07, 2019
When a guy bends his penis in half. The skin on the shaft then gets that tight and shiny appearance.
Last call at the bar
Drunk idiot: Hey sexy, wanna see my tight and shiny?!
Girl: What? Okay?? Wtf?
Drunk idiot: turns his back, fumbles with his pants, then
finally turns around.
Girl:?????
Drunk Idiot: ta daaaaaa
Girl: Gross! Pull yourself together! Creep.
Drunk idiot: Hey sexy, wanna see my tight and shiny?!
Girl: What? Okay?? Wtf?
Drunk idiot: turns his back, fumbles with his pants, then
finally turns around.
Girl:?????
Drunk Idiot: ta daaaaaa
Girl: Gross! Pull yourself together! Creep.
by melhorn April 03, 2022