Two McChickens

Originated at the Flower Mound, Texas McDonalds, Two McChickens is a term to describe fat ass people who eat vast amounts of food.

David: Hey look, it's Two McChickens! OINK OINK!
"Look at that Two McChickens, she's eating six cheeseburgers!"

by Erik Kire January 21, 2008

two oh

Amount of cocaine rock

gimme a two oh

by seth November 17, 2003

two-six

The act of being extremely cheap.

That cheap-ass didn't tip again! He's always two-sixing me!

by White Kiwi July 1, 2008

two hundred?

a word coined by phone dude, and over heard. he was heard saing two hundred in a shocked way. two hundred has come to mean an answer that cant be right.

"how big is your cock in inches?" enquired jonah
"two hundred" said phone dude
"two hundred?" said jonah
....
"whats 2 times a hundred? i got 77" said meaner
"two hundred" said phone dude
"two hundred? said meaner

by jonah April 20, 2005

Two S

Nickname reserved for those whose name contains two s's. i.e. Lissa
Most that fall into this category are: amazing, fantastic, hilarious, fun, etc.

I had so much fun with you today Two S You're hilarious!

by TwoS January 17, 2009

two sheds

You are a 'two sheds' if you always one up yourself, brag or show off when an opportunity arises.

Holly has one shed. Cat would like Holly to know she has two sheds.
This is known as 'being a two sheds', 'two shedding' or 'shedding'.

by Holly June 18, 2018

Two stroke

When a man is getting a hand job from his girlfriend and he's passing gas.

While getting a hand job Michael is ripping ass. Heather says "sweet two stroke bro."

by Cupcakefacekilla187 December 24, 2020