Panty Snack

A bloody used tampon wrapped in toilet paper that a dog digs out out of the bathroom trash and chews on it.

Holy shit dude, your dog is munching on your girlfriend's bloody panty snack!

by itsjustathing December 4, 2013

drain snacks

The food remains after doing a weeks worth of dishes caught in the drain. Packed in a ball and preferably served at room temperature.

YO dog did you eat the drain snacks from this week? If not I call dibs.

by drainsnacksdoe December 18, 2013

beard snack

A particle of solid or liquid food that has lodged in someone's beard.

Mona (pointing to Larry's full red beard): Sweetie, are you gonna eat that beard snack or kin I have it?

by WiscoTheElder March 6, 2015

Rib-snacks

When something makes you laugh heartily, to the point where you feel a strain on your ribs due to the abdominal muscles constricting.

Person A: Did you hear Joe rip that massive fart during his speech today? It sounded like he shat himself!
Person B: Hell yeah, that shit was rib-snacks!

by Humbleone47 May 4, 2015

Scooby snacks

A secret code that to those who are unaware means eating junk food or a reference to the cookies in the popular cartoon, but to those who use marijuana, it means to smoke a blunt. marijuana, 4/20, 420, blunt, Mary Jane, weed, smoke a blunt, smoke weed, Snoop Dogg, doobie, ganja, reefer, roach, cannabis, grass, bong

Tristan, are you indulging in some scooby snacks at the party tonight? Brian, what are you talking about, I told you I'm going to eat before I go! Tristan just nodded, he knew Brian understood what he was talking about.

by joecoolthefool September 5, 2016

fruit snack blunt

A pack of gushers poured into a fruit roll up and rolled like a blunt.

He hobbled the fruit snack blunt with two hands.

by Dru Taylor October 2, 2016

Trunk Snacks

Salty snacks, often potato chips, that are hidden in the trunk of the car which you access behind your spouse's back in quick moments of binge eating while pretending to do something else like take out the garbage or get something from the car. Usually associated with an act of shame and disgrace.

"On the way home from my hockey game last night I finished off half a bag of trunk snacks. I felt ashamed. Yet I could not stop because of my great love for my friend the trunk snack" -Marquee Moon

by FoodieBuddha October 26, 2015