Pork Frown

a pork thats sad, because he is halal

did you hear about jimmy and his pig hes such a pork frown atm

by Yung Bratz Doll The Pork Pleas January 3, 2024

Bite O' Pulled Pork

Another name for Texan congressman Beto O'Rourke. Particularly useful when used in the context of politically charged outdoor barbecues.
Alternatives also include: "Beta O'Dork" (the guy seriously looks like a string bean) and "Beano O'Rourko" (when the congressmen addresses his only probable constituents).

Me: Wow Tammy, can you believe that Mr. Sanders brought nothing to the cookout -- and demanded we redistribute all spuds and chops?!
Tammy: I'm honestly shocked and surprised. That's why I will be voting for Bite O' Pulled Pork this year!

by ComradeStarvingMan September 16, 2019

Porking

The act of going out to pick up and fuck fat chicks

Jacob went porking at the bar last night

by Bruntww May 6, 2024

Porked Cookchop

A magic spell to make Caleb laugh

AJ: "Porked Cookchop" Caleb: *insert wheezing noises*

by aj04ispro April 9, 2022

Pork Chop

Andrew Brown

Andrew Brown is a pork chop

by BigPork5000 February 12, 2018

Pork Dumpurine

A horrible culinary abomination created by a japanese dude taking a shit on a pork dumpling and then boiling it in urine, hence Pork Dumpurine.

Hey Zack wanna go get some japanese food?
No way i'm sick of shitty sushi and pork dumpurines, lets get Italian instead.

by ThatSpergyGuyAtTheLunchTable March 16, 2022

Pork Rolling

The art of gently cradling and rolling one’s gentleman’s sausage back and forth in the palms of one’s hands during a shower, ensuring a thorough yet oddly therapeutic cleanse. Often accompanied by deep introspection, awkward eye contact with the shampoo bottle.

"Bro, I walked in on Dave in the locker room, and he was full-on pork rolling like he was kneading dough. I can’t unsee it."

by Flakybun February 7, 2025