Poni tiem

It's when faggots raid a chatroom with pony talk

Normal people: *blah blah blah*
Bronies: poni tiem
Person 1: God please no...
Bronies: MAH LITTLE PONI,
Person 2: Skinny and bony.
Bronies: STFU NUUUB

*bronies quit*

Jon: Alex, my chat was Poni tiem'd.
Alex: That sucks.

by Lolzurky June 28, 2015

riding a pony

Riding a pony mean to date someone that is much shorter than you

Look Lisa is riding a pony

by Jeffwashere May 24, 2016

Pony up

To get it together and stop fuckin around.

Guy 1: Hey man this shits gettin real, you need to pony up and get serious man
Guy 2: I gotchu fam

by Babies and dildo salad April 7, 2020

wet pony

An erected penis covered in vaginal discharge.

He was not amused to see that her wonderpocket had given him a smelly wet pony.

by catalys July 25, 2018

Chuck Pony

A slang term for a Charley Horse cramp, taking the shorthand forms of each word.

Tim: ah! My leg! *gets up and limps around awkwardly to shake the pain out*
Jeff: looks like you got a Chuck Pony.

by Carneguy September 14, 2023

Sparkle pony

A turd after you've eaten or drank something with gold flakes or glitter in it.

Dude, you should've seen the coil that Dennis threw after drinking a bottle of Goldschlager. What a sparkle pony.

by CapitanSeaman June 6, 2024

Pony

Big bick😋

Stfu.. And come ride this pony

by dedelova June 17, 2019