English Skateboard

When you fuck a bitch and you start your second round you slip on a skateboard and stick your whole dick in and ejaculate into her stomach saying pip pip cheerio

Oh shit i english skateboarded the hooker and now we have a kid

by The Nigga Behind You October 27, 2020

Jake English

one sexy man

person 1: "my favorite homestuck character is jake english."
person 2: "why?"
person 1: "hes just extremely sexy."

by mmeeoowww August 14, 2021

English or Spanish

What you say to make somebody freeze mid second.

Friend 1:’English or Spanish?’
Friend 2:’English”
Friend 1:’move if your gay’

by Pen farmer June 19, 2024

english wikipedia

an english version of the world's most favorite website

person 1: hey why is this chinese wikipedia?
person 2: type english wikipedia
person 1: thank you very much

by Phu The Writer May 9, 2022

Hindi Never English Ever

A phrase said and written by Tamils in protest of making Hindi the official language of India after independence from the British. This phrase was first started by Sage Chackravarti Rajagopalachari.
They protested because Tamil is a Dravidian language and Hindi is Indo-Aryan, so most Tamils understood English better than Hindi.
Hindi and English eventually both became the official languages until 1965, when English was removed.

"You are talking Hindi? Hindi Never English Ever!"

by Vishrudh Mayurasunu March 27, 2024

English

An absolute fucking shit show
Why the fuck is it spelled phlegm, that makes no god dam sence

English is like if you stuck 100 blood sucking termites into a pot of piss and dead rats, and then let it sit under a porch, before shaping it to North Korea whitest labeled as “cow shit”

by Mrbobpants July 19, 2022

Englishful

adj. describing an absolute completeness in knowing and understanding every aspect of English language.

1) Thanks to Urban Dictionary I finally feel Englishful.
2) Your English is not Englishful, if you don't know about Urban Dictionary.

by copyded February 13, 2018