The act of bringing a empty briefcase with you wherever you go in hopes you can hook up with a negative 22 (hella ugly girl) at a shitty dive bar in Manhattan by impressing her with your dumb, empty briefcase.
Person 1: yo, bro
Person 2: yeah, man? What's up?
Person 1: you tryna coon it up after work?
Person 2: yeah. Bet. Lemme grab my briefcase and be on my way.
Person 2: yeah, man? What's up?
Person 1: you tryna coon it up after work?
Person 2: yeah. Bet. Lemme grab my briefcase and be on my way.
by El Barto 001 July 3, 2021
Get the Coonmug. The word Coon is commonly used to tell someone that he/she is a nasty raccoon, or an fattass ,a filthy thief or you could use it to censor the word cunt.
(Person A drops hotpocket and eats it any way) person B : u are such a fucking nasty ass sheit eating Coon.b
by Memeredeem June 3, 2018
Get the Coonmug. by kydeelou May 8, 2021
Get the Coonmug. by Trini_legend January 18, 2023
Get the Coonmug.