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Wide Eyed Bandit

Someone who walks into Starbucks with bugged out eyes and proceeds to muscle their way behind the counter and proceeds to steal the coffee maker. Once they wrap their arms around the coffee maker their eyes pop out of their head as if they have a severe thyroid disorder. They run out the door stopping the employees from retrieving the coffee maker.
That Wide Eyed Bandit is addicted to caffeine.
by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023
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Relationship bandit

A male or female (usually in their teens or 20s) who always needs to be in an interpersonal relationship and be around someone from the opposite sex on an intimate level of all costs. They will ditch all their friends and hobbies as soon as they nail down a relationship.
"what ever happened to dean" asked Sam. "He got another gf. No one ever sees him now. He is a relationship bandit."
by Trog11 July 25, 2016
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breakfast bandit

A person who, at an all you can eat buffet, will fill their plate and more with food in the early hours of the morning
Oh look, we better get up to grab our food now the breakfast bandit is here
by Jahahhahap April 19, 2017
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buoby bandit

A 1984 cruiser ultra vee 336 hauling chicks with a minimum bra size of C cup or larger
I’m taking Brittany in the buoby bandit to get some A&W!
by Changa22 April 2, 2019
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Bandit Beater

Low effort RPGs that involve killing many of a specific mob, earning stronger stats (whether it is from "levels", equipment, or other advancement obtained from a repeated task) before progressing to kill a stronger mob, obtaining even stronger gear, and rinse and repeat.
person 1: i spent way too much money on this bandit beater of a game
person 2: ok
by fedunct January 27, 2024
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Showdown bandit

a little puppet from a show in the old cartoon days has a revolver he also wears a cowboy hat
lets get you out of that box_-miss undertaker from Showdown bandit
by yeeaaa boi August 26, 2019
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biracial bandit

Why are there so many biracial bandits in here?
by U got me July 15, 2025
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