weed anus

Someone who smuggles cannabis using their bum hole

Hey great weed! Yeah My mate brought it from Amsterdam, he's a weed anus

by Crazybunnylady March 22, 2016

Prepare my anus

A phrase used when dreading an uncomfortable situation.

Jane: Hey Dave what's got you all balled up?

Dave: My wifes' parents are stay over all week, I gotta prepare my anus.

by JustAnotherUselessUser June 02, 2019

Anus marinara

Anus marinara is the blood and shit mix that comes out of ones asshole after intensely rough gay sex. Anus marinara occurs after gay sex with 3 or more dicks in ones asshole.

I can’t believe Ella made Amos have anus marinara. So gay.

by Ellamos January 03, 2019

Tornado anus dragon

An act in which one goes to a Taco Bell, eats at least 5 packs of Diablo hot sauce, goes home climbs into the drying machine on max heat and proceeds to shit multiple times while tumbling around in the participants feces.

Me and my boys went to Taco Bell on Saturday night, little did I know that we’d end up doing the tornado anus dragon.

by Circle Mali 35 April 04, 2022

Dwarf Anus

A extremely tight anus; an anus that could crush a pinky with one swift clench

Goddamn, I broke my dick last night hitting this dwarf anus.

by Buttplugged_Giraffe September 28, 2020

Anus swirly whirly

An Anus swirly whirly is when a person in given a swirly while there is shit in the toilet and while being fisted in the anus.

“Damn Alex Got it yesterday in the bathroom, they gave him a Anus swirly whirly.“

by -mimic_bean- October 24, 2020

ANUS MASTURBATE

It is a BOWEL MOVEMENT from start to finish and it has a PURE PURPOSE at a certain point.

Well, when you realize that this is the most PURE ACT in the world which is proven by the ultimate ASSHOLE LEADER your ANUS MASTURBATE and that is why it feels so good most of the TIME when SHIT passes from your ANUS into the ASSHOLE to the outside world.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 13, 2021