The act of being high on k (ktarded) and trying to find something in your pockets or on your person, but not being able to, so you keep searching over and over again thus doing a shuffle. Typically said person will have the blank stare associated with k while they do so.
Is buddy ok, hes been fidgeting a lot?
Ah hes fine hes just lost his keys so hes doing the ktard shuffle.
Ah hes fine hes just lost his keys so hes doing the ktard shuffle.
by Hashleysweet October 31, 2020
When someone leaves an event (Ex: Party, Banquet, family function) without saying goodbye so you don’t have to talk to someone for another half hour as you are leaving.
Brian hit us with with the south Buffalo shuffle, son of a bitch didn’t say a word. Just disappeared.
by Turtleman14075 July 04, 2022
When you cannot retain your bowels due to perforation by a large article, thus leading to a shuffling like motion reminiscent of eponymous dance, but in reverse
"Is he okay?" "Nah, man. Look - he's doing the Reverse Cupid Shuffle." "God bless whoever does his colonoscopies."
by Teufort2 April 02, 2022
a quater note with a dotted 16th note lead in to the next unit over an over....duh, de- duh pattern created by Curtis Mayfield from Memphis...Tennessee...
by little roger October 05, 2015
by UncleNasty May 13, 2008
by Ecrotex March 14, 2021
A shuffle created by the ancient egyptian king, King Bahaatoeima the III. It was a shuffle created by King B, to show remorse towards his workers thousands of years ago.
by Minecraftcreeper4928 January 04, 2024