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mike khoury

Mike khoury is vastly popular on twitter and Snapchat. A few of his videos have gone viral, such as the time he got finessed in the Taco Bell drive thru. People often find humor in the fact that he is extremely unfortunate.

Also, he loves his cat, Sebastian.
EX#1: lmfao you really just got jumped at your OWN PARTY, dassa Mike Khoury move.

EX#2: you more obsessed with your cat than mike khoury is.
by Bugcity September 20, 2017
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MIKE JASON

THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.
Mike Jason is my favorite Sister Cousin Catdog
by The Real Mike Jason May 1, 2019
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Father Mike’s

A soon to open strip club in Metcalfe Canada with the best poles
by Pollingman10 January 29, 2022
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Miked up

Drunk as fuck -to the point of no return, crashing golf carts and shit. Pretty much just idlin' but reekin of vodka.
Man did you see that fool do a hit and run after the safety meeting in the buggy and then wreck that unit by the pond?! That dude's miked up.
by Rat jizz April 27, 2017
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Mike Mowinski

A man who types like a chicken pecks the ground, and loves spare wibs!
When Mike Mowinski is ordering at Famous Dave's he orders spare wibs!
by Scum Lord Brayden January 12, 2017
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Mike Hunt

Mike Hunt whether serious or a funny kahoot name in class is is the most serious thing in the world calling someone "my cunt"
Hey man so do you know Mike Hunt
Mike Hunt who is that
Haha I made you say my cunt
by AntTheSauceGod April 10, 2022
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Coach Mike

“Omfg guys Coach Mike hit a motorcycle driving to practice”

That’s crazy! What a goofy ass nigga!”
by mygfsuckstoes October 16, 2019
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