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Oriental Handshake

Grabbing ones balls, from behind, while they are bowing.
While the emperor bowed, the president gave him an Oriental Handshake.
by anonymous February 18, 2023
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african handshake

A type of Handshake in witch the individual use's their "left hand".
- This coming from a documentary of African Culture where the inhabitants

wipe with their right hand, then shake with their left as to not offend others.
Exp. (As seen in the movie "Meet Dave" starring Eddie Murphy.)

Dave - "Hi, Mark Rose (extends left hand)"
Mark - "Lefty huh? You must be foreign to come at me with that

pathetic African Handshake..."
Dave - (Smiles)
by NumberOneKangaroo November 17, 2016
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Kengaroo Handshake

The act of rubbing one's testicles on anothers in a handshaking manner.
dude, that guy is so gay. i bet he loves kengaroo handshakes.
by Steve0004 March 13, 2025
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ninja handshake

A handshake involving many complex movements, but no one ever sees it because, as mentioned in the title, it is considered to be ninja-like, therefore cannot be seen.
Did you see their handshake?!

Of course not; it's a ninja handshake.
by mads1103 November 29, 2013
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tecoma handshake

An acrobatic move simultaneously executed by vaulting over your pal and landing upside down on his shoulder all the while firmly stroking his shaft
Hey my bro is tecoma handshake champion. His technique is faultless
by Felchfister August 22, 2022
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4-way-handshake

It's a Pythonic word of how when a Boy Python, Female Panda, Bearded Lizard Snake and a Girl Anaconda meet, they make a Padnacondira.
Your Girlfriend and Best Friend gave me a 256-way-handshake yesterday, while we were walking your dog.
4-way-handshake
by Textpectator July 7, 2021
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Port Jeff Handshake

Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit
"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)
by That One Nerd From School January 12, 2024
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