Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.
I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.
by QuacksO March 5, 2025
Get the Kenny Rogers fitted sheetsmug. “Have you heard? Ramona is a bag up again.”
“I’ve just heard. She was having a right fanny fit over the radio on the open channel”
“I’ve just heard. She was having a right fanny fit over the radio on the open channel”
by Redbaron June 2, 2020
Get the Fanny Fitmug. every year on April 19, you send this pass to a person you want a gym pic from. gym pic is like a flex (biceps, thighs, abs, etc.) They cant say no
by Nukemaster69 April 19, 2022
Get the National fit pic daymug. Boulder Colorado's finest gym with its exceptional staff and state of the art equipment. You never know what you're gonna get at this gym location with its exceptional crack-heads meandering outside and its state of the art Karen's lurking for their money back. And don't forget that gym milf that can give you anything you need. What a place. Gotta love Boulder! Sometimes you have to wonder, is it even a real place?
Where would I be without crunch fitness boulder, swol frat guys, and leggings; god this place is like Christmas and its OPEN 24 HOURS!
by OHYESYESBABY August 21, 2023
Get the crunch fitness bouldermug. 
Humorous term for a female's coochie, into which a male "injects" a special "lubricant" with his "grease gun".
The real reason dat many older ladies have so much problems with painful/creaky hip-joints is that they aren't "getting some" nearly so often as da younger chicks usually do --- all ladies' hip-joints need periodic "lubricating" from a guy's inserting his built-in "greasing tool" into the "natural grease-fitting" located between her legs.
by QuacksO December 29, 2018
Get the natural grease-fittingmug. If you combine fatness/fitness, what do you get? "Fiatness"? Does that refer to an overweight person who drives a crappy subcompact car?
by QuacksO May 31, 2020
Get the fatness/fitnessmug.