Evan

He’s a complete retard, but is fun to talk to. He cant read, speak, or write at all. This certain evan makes one hell of a best friend tho<3:)

guy 1 “oh whos evan”
guy 2 “he’s one hell of a hunk is who he is😉”

by feuves January 23, 2022

Evan

Your average Evan who plays trombone and has invisible eyebrows.

He’s definitely an Evan

by ThePercussionVibes February 7, 2023

Evan

The most annoying person on this planet

Evan: Hey guess what
Nobody:
Evan: Heh heh, chicken butt

by chocolate negro January 18, 2020

Evan

Pussy and gay with a girlfriend

U r an Evan

by Ealgivf February 4, 2019

Evan

A jerkass

Evans are usually referred to as a jerkass

by peachypie98 September 2, 2022

Evan

One who has to much money and no idea what to spend it on.

Evan:hmmm I have enough to buy this
Bob:do you really need that
Evan:no but yes

by Tttyyyy February 15, 2020

evan

evan is a God of gods

evan is our god

by jfbcdhf dsx May 2, 2022