Some stupid ass lyrics that Jake Paul wrote for his song "it's everyday bro" because he needed something that rhymes with "merch". Also my boy Pewdiepie did a reaction on it it's hilarious go have a look boyssssssssss.
by PariD123 August 24, 2018
Get the God churchmug. The church of Brett of a cult where a bunch of year 12 students come together to play the hated game, golf with Brett Hudson
by IamJole22 May 1, 2023
Get the The Church of Brettmug. People who join Weight Watchers congregate once a week to stay accountable to their weight loss plan.
Dude: Hey bro, it's Taco Tuesday! Let's go early before the traffic at i35 and Western Center gets bad. Bro: Dude, I can't. I used up all my points this week, and fat church is tomorrow.
by Hugh-Jazz February 15, 2015
Get the fat churchmug. I am in the church of Greg which is technically the smallest “religion” in the world and if you “believe” in Greg than you are in the church of Greg/Gregory
by Someone starting some joke September 9, 2023
Get the The church of Greg/Gregorymug. To completely agree with someone, or to say that you are on the same page. Your agreeance is so strong, it’s religious.
John: Yo, if that Mutha fucka don’t pay me tomorrow I’m gonna whoop his ass!
Sean: church, bro. Church.
Sean: church, bro. Church.
by Eggcleary June 27, 2022
Get the Churchmug. A devout follower of the Christian church, "militant" meaning that life is a battle and Heaven of the Eternal Triumph
by sweet96629 October 17, 2022
Get the church militantmug. A word that was first publicly revealed by Jake Paul in his MV " It's Everyday Bro". This guy needs to revew his grammar and his english vocabulary, because it doesn't mean shit. I guess he is just "begging for attention".
by kassoucv July 7, 2017
Get the GOD CHURCHmug.