hearing aid

The sexual act of repeatedly thrusting a penis through the gauge of a female's ear.

"Hey chuck, i can't hear you. Would you mind getting my 'hearing aid'?"

"No problem honey."

by Chucko Okcuhc March 27, 2009

Kool-Aid

Kool-Aid refers to the contraction of AIDS.

Dude, look at that nasty ass hoe. Shes full of Kool-Aid.

by Jesus Loves Me. or does he? March 25, 2010

band-aid

a follwer of a band, not to be mistaken for a groupie. a band-aid has no morals and in many cases serves the sole purpose of oral pleasure

folowing the band just so you can say you did them

by slmlax11 April 20, 2004

fist-aid

Not receiving required help, violence rendered where assistance was required

Here’s some fist-aid for getting’ laid!

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

Band Aids

When one is so obsessed with a band that it almost gives them an actual disease.

Like Bieber Fever, but with other bands.

Dude, they've infected you with band aids.

by neonrice August 15, 2011

Double AIDS

Justin

Justin: “What’s my name in the group chat?”

Emily: “Double AIDS.”

Justin: *Leaves Chat*

by ThighLand420 November 30, 2018

hat aids

a disease that affects half she-male half hat people. can only be cured by a hat transplant

poor catherine has hat aids, she needs a hat transplant

by deanwhelan February 19, 2008