When you spit on one hand in preparation to give your boy a cheeky rub and tug, then sike them out and run the wet hand through your hair only to begin wacking them off with the other, dry hand.
Yo its fucked, Daniel hit me with the wet hand alaskan dry rub last week.
Man thats wack, we all know your dick is chafing already.
Man thats wack, we all know your dick is chafing already.
by Darklordbunnies May 20, 2022
During some hardcore 3-way intercourse, with 2 obese black men and a white chick...the black men sandwich her (one dick in her vag and one dick in her asshole) while the moose whips her with twizzlers, while someone is stuffing her face with waffles...black men love sugar.
Moose: Last night, I participated the Alaskan Waffle Sandwich Twizzlerwhip Moose with your mom...IT WAS NASTY!
by Humphreyyyyyyyyyyyyyy August 12, 2011
Whilst in cowgirl formation during cordial relations, the lady must be surrounded by other men who are periodically ejaculating onto her head. This provides an illusion of a snow-capped mountain while the girl performs the maverick-like cowboy on another man.
Guy #1: "Sarah Palin calls herself an Alaskan Cowgirl."
Guy #2: "Does that mean she does the Alaskan Cowgirl AKA The Sarah Palin?"
Guy #1: "I'm not sure, but I wouldnt be surprised. You know, living in Alaska, there's nothing better to do there."
Guy #2: "Except kill innocent animals."
Guy #1: "Word."
Guy #2: "Word."
*Mutual Daps*
Guy #2: "Does that mean she does the Alaskan Cowgirl AKA The Sarah Palin?"
Guy #1: "I'm not sure, but I wouldnt be surprised. You know, living in Alaska, there's nothing better to do there."
Guy #2: "Except kill innocent animals."
Guy #1: "Word."
Guy #2: "Word."
*Mutual Daps*
by mwiener13 December 01, 2010
by ButASS August 08, 2008
The ingenious combiniation of the hot karl, and the alakan fire breathing dragon;
While receiving oral sex from a female partner, right before ejaculation, the male whispers in the females ear that he has herpes, then cums in her throat, making it come out of her nose. Meanwhile, while she is trying to get the cum out of her nose, he beats her with a sock filled with feces.
While receiving oral sex from a female partner, right before ejaculation, the male whispers in the females ear that he has herpes, then cums in her throat, making it come out of her nose. Meanwhile, while she is trying to get the cum out of her nose, he beats her with a sock filled with feces.
Bro 1: "bro did you hear about ashley?"
Bro 2: "yeah dude shes so gross! did you hear what sam did to her?"
Bro 1: "haha yeah man, he got her with the hot alaskan fire breathing karl!"
Bro 2: "yeah dude shes so gross! did you hear what sam did to her?"
Bro 1: "haha yeah man, he got her with the hot alaskan fire breathing karl!"
by getemmm0611 January 27, 2009
by Alaskan pipeline boston November 29, 2016
jerking off into the buttcrack of a pale white male, and then sliding your dick in between the asscheeks to simulate a bob sled run.
hey pale white man, remember when i jerked off into your buttcheeks and then stuck my dick in there to simulate a bob sled run? that was a great alaskan bob sled pillow sandwich.
by tim "fuckface" roy April 20, 2006