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Domer Simpson

Headshot with a sniper rifle on Halo 3. When you look the other team in their grill and put a bullet in between their teeth.
Dude I just got a domer simpson on that noob.
by JT Barnes March 16, 2009
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Symp

A term most likely evolved from the word "Sympathy," it's used to described the action of reading, listening, or watching things meant to make a person feel a certain emotion, particularly sadness. Most commonly, creating a playlist of songs you know will make you cry, and then listening to it until you're a sobbing wreck.
Person: "Sometimes, I think the only way I can feel things anymore is by symping."

Person 1: "Yeah, I just listened to sad songs until I cried myself to sleep."
Person 2: "Oh, so you mean you were symping?"

Person 1: "You mean people make playlist specifically to feel sad? I don't do that."
Person 2: "What do you mean? EVERYONE has a symp list."
by Don'tlookatmeI'mdepressed January 29, 2018
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Sympatico

A Bell Canada Internet Service. Well, tries to be. Ever heard about overpriced, censored internet? A myth? Not anymore.

If your account has too much traffic (damn people, go outside), your download speed goes from 400 to 200 and then to 20.

They only use the cheapest wireless routers. SpeedStream 6520 is supposed to broadcast to 30 meters. Oh really? Actually its more like 10, no walls.

You like free movies? Free music? Well we DON'T! Sympatico has a nice habbit to slow all torrent P2P traffic to 30 after 6. Mrrmm..

Anyways, don't take rogers, they usually watch your downloads and send letters if you visited PirateBay too often.

I suppose you can use Videotron, they are cool. So Ive heard.
Your account has been banned for bandwidth overuse. We do not have any download/upload limit but we just felt like that you are overcharging our servers. And no p2p. No no no, you pay, you suffer.

You get what you pay for, in this case, its the contrary.

Thank you for using Sympatico Internet. Have a nice day.
by Aroll May 23, 2008
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Jessica Simpson

Singing... Acting ( mainly acting stupid on newlyweds)
by Lucee August 2, 2004
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Ashlee Simpson

1. A girl who became super hott after her nose job! (Even better looking than Jessica Simpson... in my opinion)

2. When your nose job is really well done
1. Girl: "Ashlee Simpson is pretty cool!"

2. Girl 1: "Whoa, I really like how my nose job turned out!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, it's a total Ashlee Simpson!"
by yummiecupcakes August 15, 2008
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Pudgy Simpson

When a man inserts 3 sticks of butter into a woman's bum, covers her in maple leaves, and politely asks her to recite the Gettysburg Address.
"Yo man. Did you Tap that chick last night?" "Yeah dude. She totally did the Pudgy Simpson. It was both arousing and historical."
by Pudge Person April 15, 2009
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jessica simpson

jessica simpson is one of the most beautiful girls ever to grace this earth with her presence. newlyweds on mtv has to be the funniest and most awesome show ever to live. jessica simpson has the most beautiful vioce ever so all you bitches who thinks shes a dumbass your really the dumbases you just think because your ugly and cant sing or get yourself and hott boy/girl means you can go off on a girl who can. so stop being jealous and get some plastic surgery.
jessica simpson is my look a like!
by beautifulme! April 4, 2005
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