Fruity Swag

The swagger of a faggot

or

The swagger of an individual dressed up as a fruit for a special occasion.

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Tina: That guy is so gay..

Joe: Mother fucker's on that fruity swag bullshit.

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Jessica: OMG I LOVE YOUR BANANA COSTUME!!

Aaron: Yeah, i know. All the bitches love my fruity swag

by Lvl99Troll October 31, 2011

Swag Master

A person who walks with a bounce in their step and makes anything look like it's more fun than it actually is.
Can also be used as 'swagga mister' in appropriate situations of complete spectacularity.

Look at Matt the swag master walking down the street with his hat turner sideways! He's got his swagga on today!

by Ginny Jay October 5, 2010

Swag Implants

1. The act of gaining swag only by items that had been purchased.

2.‎ The implantation of swag into the human body in either solid or liquid form via injection or surgery.

1. "Wow, check that dude's Bape hoody. He definitely has some swag implants."

2.‎" Wow, check that dude's Booty. He definitely has some swag implants."

by MichaelJ.Swag June 4, 2011

Swag Hag

A person who only attends an event or convention to get free goodies and/or gift bags.

Sally hates weddings she is only going because guests get a gift bag. She's such a swag hag.

by PrincessTerra October 4, 2010

Swag Bag

A goodie bag that contains various useless yet irreplaceable items packed into a dufflebag, usually given at parties or by sponsers. Sometimes just useless house-hold items with a brand-name insignia on them

"Our sponsers left us a Swag Bag full of cool merch, such as one-zie pajamas" - Mark, Real World Road Rules Challenge Challenge

by StealthStorm67 July 21, 2009

ginger-swag

Every ginger has a certain walk that's completely different than non-gingers. Basically what they lack in souls they make up in swag.

No, he's not walking funny. He's a ginger he's just getting his ginger-swag on.

by hermyone May 17, 2011

swag level

The state of your swag at any given time. Your swag level can rise or fall depending on how you are feeling. A high swag level means you are feeling good about yourself while a low swag level means that your confidence is lacking. Swag level can change very quickly.

DeJuan's swag level is pretty high after having a threesome last night.

Andrew: How come Garrett is looking so sad today?
Dustin: He got rejected by Megan last night so his swag level is at an all time low.

by SkipStyles October 26, 2011