The standing reading

When you spend a week on Mongolian, marching powder, and the door is locked on, the shitter perch, her self against a post and release all that backed up semi solid waste

Oh, that poor bastard hasta shit so bad and the doors locked. He’s gonna have to do “the standing reading”

by Carne asodomy June 13, 2023

68 Stand

A 68 Stand is where a guy stands up and receives oral and he owes her one. It's like a 69 but one less...and performed on him while he's standing.

Sonia got arrested for giving Rich a 68 Stand while he was in line at the atm.

by Antonius Magnus December 12, 2018

I see where I stand

Knowing your place in other lives and their priorities.

*Friend groups excluded her*
Girl: “wow I see where I stand”

by Lovinn Machine April 10, 2022

Hop on Stand Game

this is just literally telling you to get onto a roblox jojo game made by a female trans person.

1: yo, wanna hop on stand game?
2: what the hell is a stand game?
1: it's just another copy of AUU (An Unoriginal Universe) but literally by the original owner. (no there's literally no sex jokes to add to this unless you've got some yourself.)
2: again? well thankfully its by the original owner so let's get on then!

by woofythefemboy August 4, 2022

stand on business

Fighting with everyone at school or work.

you are so weak just try to stand on business

by All Brains January 19, 2024

A Poncho short of a Tamale stand

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

She's a poncho short of a Tamale stand cause when we go to the petting zoo, she eats dirt with the sheep.

by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

baby stand

The action of a baby or kid, usually below 3 years to stand in two legs.

Person 1: What is Mike doing he act like an idiots
Perosn 2: He just dont know how to make his baby stand.

by Kagetane May 2, 2019