Irish Stain

A stain left on your hand after jerking off.

That guy over there had an Irish stain on his hand after he came out of the bathroom.

by Nhb123 March 03, 2012

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Slap Stain

The mark left after getting necked or slapped on your skin.

Angie: "Honey, do these jeans make my butt look big?"

Bill: "Yes"

Angie: "You better rethink your answer before I put a slap stain on yo face

by Slap'n Cap'n October 06, 2016

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buckshot stain

The same as a shart. A specific type of shart pattern resembling shotgun pellets in one's drawers.

My mom admonished me after finding buckshot stains in my underwear that were in the dirty clothes hamper.

by Flasteve57 October 29, 2023

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Smear Stain

A certain person or object that fits the criteria of both Smear and Stain.

As my eyes opened on a crisp an sunny winter day, I hoisted my legs out of bed and reached out for my jelly shoes which seemed an eternity away. I then proceeded to dress myself with a sparkly orange t-shirt and a pair of stripped trousers, I grabbed my hat and shoved it over my scalp to cover my tragic haircut. I then turned the knob and walked downstairs into the kitchen, when i had reached to kitchen I was shocked to find a lack of cereal. I am a huge fan of muesli and especially enjoy the muesli they sell in co-op as it has a nice crunch to it . Sadly all we had in the house was Crunchy Nut, to add to my misery in addition to not having muesli we had no semi skimmed milk only soya milk which is not refreshing and tastes a bit like a Smear Stain.

by DoctorPeterFile March 05, 2018

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