snap it off

Breaking off a poo in half, when it's still half in your butt.

"Snap it off, the bus is coming"

by Winetour January 23, 2019

Snap Jab

Very quickly placed.

One moment we were next to the stage and the next we were snap jab in the middle of the crowd.

by EmpireBuns September 17, 2018

Thanos Snapped

The act of reducing something by half

"Sorry Mom, I Thanos Snapped the cheese last night"

by LankyMcGee November 15, 2019

Dick Snap

Something to call friends and family when saying good morning to them.

Buenos Dias, Dick Snap.

by Soda_pop April 26, 2019

Fanny snap

A female version of a dick pic.

Ima send this bro a fanny snap, bros love fanny snaps.

by gump0141 May 28, 2016

lap snap

A picture of your genitals.

I can't believe Jeff sent me a limp lap snap.

by shXtacy May 12, 2016

Ninja Snap

The act of pretending to text whilst secretly attempting to take a hilarious picture of another student or teacher, resulting in a long period of outrageous laughing between you and your colleagues.

Dude 1: Oh my god, dude, did you see this pic I got of Charlotte?

Dude 2: HAHA! You ninja snapped her to hell!

by theurbanduckling January 12, 2012