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Reality Smash

Upgraded from Reality Slap. Use in emergencies only
Fuck the reality slap.. Pass me a hammer and I'd reality smash you back.
Reality Smash by Jay A. April 19, 2005

fatty smash! 

fatty smash!
fatty smash! by poopcuntnosebastard December 22, 2008

fillip smash 

before penatraing a girl you slap your penis repatedly on the outer vagina.
dude last night i tottaly fillip smashed a girl last night it was great.

Taco Smash

Smashing one's genitals onto a slain opponent's face. The female version of the teabag.
What are you doing?
Teabagging this guy I killed.
Girls can't teabag, they don't have the bag. They have to taco smash instead.

falcon smash

A form of male masturbation which involved standing and vigorously stroking ones cock in the living room with the elbow transforming the arm in a chicken wing!
Hey no more sitting on the hand to creat the affect of a stranger we all do the falcon smash now!
falcon smash by CappaFranco April 2, 2016

tram smash 

Someone who is beyond ugly. Who looks like they've had there face hit by a moving vehicle several times
Damn, look at the state of that tram smash over there.

Wow, doesn't he/she look like a tram smash.
tram smash by LBBB October 14, 2016