when youre listening to your ipod on shuffle and you keep skipping songs because nothing good is coming on
friend: hey what cha listening to right now?
me: ugh nothing im on a shitty shuffle
friend: man, that happens to me all the time.
me: ugh nothing im on a shitty shuffle
friend: man, that happens to me all the time.
by jtplz November 19, 2013

When a man places his penis on the outside of his pants and walks briskly past people rubbing his penis against them without their knowledge.
by ten32 October 30, 2020

A move typically done in the Roblox game "Your Bizarre Adventure" where someone kills you, and in an act of toxicity, spams the S and W keys on their keyboard, moving back and forth, and essentially, dancing on your dead body. Can be shortened to just "Shuffle" or "Shuffled" when you use it enough. Normally after someone shuffles you, you'd go back to them and fight them again then do it back when they die.
by sidonsjuicytiddies June 24, 2023

Noun
The act of making a trash dad joke and repeating making a shuffle (small dance) after finding how unsuccessfully successful the joke was.
Schwarzenegger shuffle: singular; Schwarzeneggers' shuffles: plural, the act of many people doing once or more than once.
The act of making a trash dad joke and repeating making a shuffle (small dance) after finding how unsuccessfully successful the joke was.
Schwarzenegger shuffle: singular; Schwarzeneggers' shuffles: plural, the act of many people doing once or more than once.
Dad's friends and our family were at the table eating dinner, dad makes a shitty joke and he and his friends do a Schwarzenegger shuffle on or near the table.
by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 29, 2023

As defined by the wife of Pete Hines, a shuffle of Pringles is approximately a small handful or around 6 Pringles.
by Dacu November 7, 2020

If I ever see Herman C-Note Truffle Shuffle with his younger sister, I'm gonna push his fat ass into parking lot traffic, film it, and show it to my dealer.
by ForbiddenRamen September 26, 2023

event occouring on random playlist, jumping from one style of music to a complete departure. usually resulting in schizoid, discontinuous listening habits
how can you listen to sigur ross then napalm death?
i have an appreciation of extreme shuffle.
extreme shuffle gave me the attention span of a gnat, variety is the new constant
i have an appreciation of extreme shuffle.
extreme shuffle gave me the attention span of a gnat, variety is the new constant
by darklite August 2, 2012
