Alabama Shuffle

When you drunk in the middle of the day and walk down the road with your pants around your ankles

Chris: Where’s Dave?
Jeff: I saw him doing an Alabama shuffle down the road a few minutes ago.

by TheDanceGavinDiddler March 6, 2021

Virginia shuffle

When you’re stranded in a stall after laying down the city hall of brown town and you either run out of TP or clog the ceramic and the. need to go inhabit another stall to finish cleanup duty but refuse to potentially lay havoc in your ball hammocks

Brian was 15 beers deep camping and need to take a shit. I went into the bathhouse a half hour later to take a piss and open the door to see him doing the Virginia Shuffle from the first to the last stall.

by BtownBubba November 24, 2020

Canada Shuffle

Developed by winter-wise Canadians, it is a form of walking across slippery/icy surfaces in which a person takes very small steps and shuffles their feet in penguin-like fashion.

Jimmy made his way towards Tim Horton's, carefully doing the Canada Shuffle so he wouldn't slip on the ice.

by MapleSyrupMoose November 16, 2013

Hernandez Shuffle

The act of one killing themselves by applying a slippery substance to the floor to prevent recovery from hanging.

Man today really sucked…I think I’m going to commit the Hernandez shuffle.

by Shufflemaster420 November 20, 2021

Shuffle

Means “friend with benefits”

“Yo, I really wanna have a shuffle with Sommer.”

by DeTeRm1nEd_Zo0m March 19, 2020

Six AM Shuffle

The long walk home after waking up on a couch that isn't yours still drunk the next morning.

Steve Six AM Shuffled his way back to his dorm in his pirate costume after waking up on a hammock that was not his own.

by Poppa T-BEAR August 31, 2013

Shuffle Burr

When you get something (a rock, piece of wood, pebble) inside your shoe, and you're not sure what it is.

Ashlay: "Oww! I have something inside my shoe!"
Mr. Wentz: "Looks like another Shuffle Burr."

by (Deticated to Super Wentz) June 14, 2010