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G-spot shuffle

With an upward curved cock, in dogggy style, a thumb is inserted in the rectum with the intent to have the pad of the thumb press upon the cock curve.
I hit her with the g-spot shuffle, birch came all over the place. Had to burn my sheets.
by Blackbitchesdontlie January 28, 2018
mugGet the G-spot shufflemug.

Idaho Shuffle

When a mad dog poops in you through and proceeds to try to f**k it
I am going to Idaho shuffle you
by The shmiz December 21, 2019
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Shuffle

“Yo, I really wanna have a shuffle with Sommer.”
by DeTeRm1nEd_Zo0m March 19, 2020
mugGet the Shufflemug.

Shithouse Shuffle

When one has to deficate in a public restroom and realizes the toilet paper dispenser is empty after they have deficated, the person then proceeds to stand up (typically with pants down around their ankles or pulled up loosely to prevent poo-residue from getting on their trousers) open the stall door and shuffle to the next available stall in hopes of finding a stall with a toilet paper dispenser that has an adequate amount of toilet paper.
“Bro-when I went to take a shit I didn’t realize there wasn’t enough TP before it was too late, I had to do the Shithouse Shuffle so I could clean my cornhole
by MM197 October 5, 2018
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Hernandez Shuffle

The act of one killing themselves by applying a slippery substance to the floor to prevent recovery from hanging.
Man today really sucked…I think I’m going to commit the Hernandez shuffle.
by Shufflemaster420 November 20, 2021
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Shuffle her cards

To Finger someone’s booty or vagina with both of your thumbs and open it.
Paul: Aye man last night was crazy! She let me shuffle her cards!

Brian: Daymn she let you shuffle her cards!

Shuffle her cards like fingering her ?rright?
Paul: Yehh man!
by Fibergirl69 March 6, 2019
mugGet the Shuffle her cardsmug.

foreskin shuffle

Where two men or more take their excess foreskin and insert it to the other mans foreskin.
Yo me and my homie were in a lockdown bc of Coronavirus so we tried a foreskin shuffle
by Jb runit April 15, 2020
mugGet the foreskin shufflemug.

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