Shrek-smegma green

The shade of green often associated with the colour of hit movie character Shrek's ball sweat. Pale yellowish green in most use cases but variable on how awful your imagination is.

Person A: "Dude how did you make your pancake Shrek-smegma green?"
Person B: "Oh I just used 20ml of extremely green food dye."
Person A: "Fuckin' miracles bro..."

by Rerobon!! March 24, 2025

Upside down shrek

When you put someone face first into a swamp and proceed to butt fuck them as hard as you can while pulling on there ears

I will take you outside luke and give you a upside down shrek

by Upside down shrek June 3, 2022

shrek

any meaning fits yk.. don't be shreky ;)

It's a wonderful day to be shrek ( Jobibby )
I feel shreky today...

That's total shrek!

by theremustbesmth April 10, 2022

princess shrek

THE most sexy green ogre you will ever see in your entire life. it deserves the top spot in the princess academy awards and is also the current world record holder for best rounded bootie in existence. be careful ladies because they're coming for your top spot ;).

A: i think i'm in love.
B: let me guess, princess shrek?
A: bingo!

by vanexla January 1, 2021

Shrek

somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was lookin kinda dumb with a finger and a thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead well the years start comin and they dont stop comin fed to the rules and i hit the ground running didnt make sense not to live for fun your brain gets smart but your head gets dumber so much to do so much to see so whats wrong with taking the back streets youll never know if you dont know hey now your an all star get your game on go play hey now your a rock star get your show on get paid and all that glitters is gold only shooting stars break the mold

-Shrek

Hi Shrek hows it goi-

WHAT ARE YA DOIN IN MY SWAMP!?

by GETOUTOFMYSWAMPXD November 16, 2019

Shrek

Daddy shrek is the best.
Lord poop is way worse.

Daddy shrek is kool

by Shrek lover 225 April 25, 2021

Shrek

The hunkiest most delicious man I've ever tasted in my life. He absolutely a monster when it comes to having fun in the swamp. He likes his woman like he likes his onions (white, juicy, and spicy,). Hes the biggest HOTTEST ogre youve ever seen.

Little girl on the streets - Shrek is the tastiest man alive.
Old man - I bet he is. I need a man like him.
Little girl on the streets - HES MINE BACK OFFF.

by Shrek4L April 11, 2024