THE most sexy green ogre you will ever see in your entire life. it deserves the top spot in the princess academy awards and is also the current world record holder for best rounded bootie in existence. be careful ladies because they're coming for your top spot ;).
by vanexla January 1, 2021
Get the princess shrekmug. by swaggydawg69 August 5, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. Shrek is hot and sexy he pulls every bitch in this world 😩 he’ll make you cum evey night🥺ðŸ¤ðŸ¤ž his green skin will make you freeze up and stare into his eyes… his brown shitty ass eyes are so adorable
Shrek is so hot sexy cute funny. I want him to choke me against the wall while the donkey watches and maybe he’ll join
by Daddy shrek🤞 March 11, 2022
Get the Shrekmug. John Cena: When are you coming to the Party?
The Rock:I'm coming in about a Shrek hour. Have to buy the electronical bogaloo for my grandma in hospital she found the ketamine again.
John Cena:Oh ok can you buy one for me too? My dad died of milk overdose and I have to buy my mom a present to console her.
The Rock:I'm coming in about a Shrek hour. Have to buy the electronical bogaloo for my grandma in hospital she found the ketamine again.
John Cena:Oh ok can you buy one for me too? My dad died of milk overdose and I have to buy my mom a present to console her.
by getNutellad July 4, 2019
Get the Shrek hourmug. by guy who writes about people May 22, 2020
Get the Shrekmug. When you put someone face first into a swamp and proceed to butt fuck them as hard as you can while pulling on there ears
by Upside down shrek June 3, 2022
Get the Upside down shrekmug. by 12345678ikjnbvfdrtyujmnb@ May 18, 2020
Get the Shrekmug.