Shed

This is a word used to politly and unoffensively (if around children and the elderly or just misserable family members)say "SHIT !"

"What a load of shed!"
"You little shed!"
"What a shed head"
"Ohh SHED !!"
"Holy shed, that hurt"

by Corpse Grinder March 2, 2004

shed

The home.

yo holmes, you tryin' to get out tonight?

nah, I gots no cash, i'll be chillin' at the shed with my fresh boo. you can roll by, but we'll prolly be bumpin' so...

by lotus_65 February 4, 2009

lil seed

Real ass rapper from sierra vista arizona fuck mrs brown and fuck nak seeeeeeeeeeeeeemple

You hear that new lil seed nigga

Fuck yeah i did that shit go hard.

by seeeemple_Jack December 1, 2017

Painting The Shed

To skeet semen profusely all over a woman's vagina and then rub your dick up and down on it between her labia lips.

"Yea I was painting the shed last night and it was fucking awesome"

"Uh dude, yesterday I was painting the shed doggie style it was soo noice but then the girl fucking shit! And it like slid down. So I painted the shed brown. It was really gross at first but then it was like....sorta like cool."

by Meg Roan November 1, 2007

shed

Dwelling place of small red foxes

by DT October 14, 2003

Seed

A "Deez Nuts" joke, especially effective when someone is complaining about seeds in their weed.

Patient: WTF there was a seed in that last bag.

Caregiver: A seed? ::grabs crotch:: Well, seed deez nuts.

by bigjimi June 14, 2014

Saeed

An emotionally unstable bitch who has trust issues and has to take it out on their girl by manipulating her in every way possible and is way too controlling.

Friend: My girl is wearing shorts that show too much skin, I'm gonna tell her to change out of it.
Me: Chill you don't want to be a Saeed.

by saammmyyJ March 18, 2020