three-scallop problem

A problem whose solution is very obvious to everyone else, but which for some reason they refuse to divulge to someone who needs to find these things out. From the movie Demolition Man, starring Wesley Snipes and Sylvester Stallone, where in a future world of perfect primness no-one has the nerve to explain to Stallone's defrosted cop the purpose of the three seashell-shaped markings in every toilet.

They're not telling me what's up with Diane these days. It must be a three-scallop problem.

by Fearman January 25, 2008

switchback sally

The act of defficating into a woman's vagina while she twists her partners nipples

"tim couldnt wait to go home and unload a switchback sally on his wife"

by usain bolty February 24, 2009

shallow and pedantic

A term used to mock someone who claims to be a genius but really isn't. Particularly used on people who use longer versions of certain words.

""""smart"""" guy: I do agree that the administration whom committed 9/11 should be exterminated from our earth as quickly as needs be.
Some other guy: I agree, they are shallow and pedantic.
""""smart"""" guy: Ah yes, as if someone who quotes family guy can use the same vocabularly I use.
Some other guy: Yes, shallow and pedantic.

by True christ February 22, 2018

shallow

What fat, cocksucking ugly cunts call you after you turn them down because deep down theyre sad that theyre fat dirty scumbags who no one wants! Looks arent everything but im not going to touch some big greaseball.

"your like, so shallow because i smell like an anchovies twat!"- some stupid fatass.

by da hood' November 3, 2004

two-time sally

a convienence store customer who has become so overwhelmed with the options presented concerning lactose and other dairies that they develop habits pretaining to anti sematism, and barnyard animals.

the woman stood before the clerk and had a look on her face... two-time sally, arab.

by tom selick April 28, 2005

Sally Chang

While fisting a girl the male quickly opens his hand (from a closed fist to an open hand).

"Last night I was fisting my girl and gave her a Sally Chang. Boy was she pissed."

"I bet that hurt her."

"Not really she is used to big things."

by Johnny Deep April 21, 2009

Silly Sally

A dynamic and life changing sexual position where the dominant female partner mounts her trusty steed with exquisite technique wearing only genuine leather boots. Her position greatly resembles that of the reverse cowgirl but the woman must also be upside down. Works best in a spinning sex swing or dominatrix chair. In most cases a male is substituted for a steed if and only if he agrees to wear a harness gag. Both partners must scream Silly Sally went to town riding backwards upside down upon climax.

After that amazing ZJ, Colby was pleased to receive a silly sally!

by heaththebilsterpopper04 September 8, 2009