Santa’s Slay

When you engage in a threesome with four midgets (because they are half people) and one regular person

Yo let’s get you and the other midgets over and run a Santa’s Slay

by Carter Sanchez May 24, 2024

buttcrack santa

the crusty dollar store version of santa that is horny

Damn, Buttcrack Santa was too horny for his own good.

by gossip rat December 02, 2020

Santa Clause Eyes

When you smoke too much shibby and your eyes are squinted like a smiling Santa Clause.

Bro, you so lit, you got Santa Clause eyes.

by Dano Luvoe July 01, 2021

Santa Barbara mtd

place where a hobo lady eats a whole watermelon with her hands like a spoon. Or slap the creepy old guy who always sits next to you when the bus is empty
also get your bike stolen of the rack at a red light

Oh the (Santa Barbara mtd ) hell nah that shit smells like rotten watermelon and jizz.

by Carpsmostwanted69 January 11, 2025

Santa Deniers

Based people

Mike Wildston and Joliet Roberts are famous Santa Deniers in the State of Alpine.

by PencilBuzz August 17, 2023

Santas

Scottish rhyming slang for testicles - Santa Claus/Baws (balls).

Argh, ye've only wellied the ball right into ma Santas ya bas.

by Shawyer August 24, 2007

basic santa

when someone can do nothing but give away presents

look at that guy giving away free stuff he's a basic Santa

by toad307 November 26, 2015