Santa

He is not real!

Your parents are Santa!

by Mirna da cool December 18, 2019

Santa

Not real

Santa is like a unicorn

by Mirna da cool December 18, 2019

Reverse Santa

When your Druncle sits on your lap. When he finally gets up, you’re going to have a warm and moist lap.

Went to family Christmas today and my Druncle gave me a Reverse Santa. Now I have to change my pants!

by Sweats11537 December 21, 2019

Santa

The real G

Person 1: Who’s your favourite person
Person 2: Santa

by Zirkzee is the future GOAT December 23, 2019

Santa

A guy who likes to come down chimneys.

*role play session*
Mary: Yah! Santa

John (as Santa): I'm gonna come down your chimney tonight.

by BuffaloBillsFan2005 December 24, 2019

Sexy santa

A man that steals every ones girls and eats there ass in a bath tub and licks your mom all over every night

Sexy santa is sucking off you mom

by Peen nipple December 26, 2019

Hobo Santa

He is Santa that lost his job and is now shriveled up and homeless so he gives beans and poisoned Lima beans to kids on hobo Christmas which is on everyday

Kid1: I got beans on hobo Christmas what did you get
Dead kid: I got poisoned Lima beans

Kid1: oh
Dead kid: Hobo Santa a jerk

by Hobo Santa June 16, 2019