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Closet Retard

Someone who feigns intelligence but in actuality is no more intelligent that an average retard
John: He used ironic wrong. I think he meant coincidental.

Lisa: Ya, he's a "closet retard".
by Bytesthedust January 3, 2018
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quasi-retarded

The electrician installed the light switch incorrectly. Although the light still turned on, the switch didn't fully click in the upright position so therefore is quasi-retarded.

The throttle cable on the old ford doesn't fully retract causing the engine to idle at a higher RPM. It's quasi-retarded.

The billing system is quasi-retarded. It accepts debit cards initially, but not after you try a new debit card. Customer service insists they don't accept debit cards.
by Ontological June 24, 2018
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retard nation

A group of idiots and morons that have come together from doing/ saying stupid shit, to create a nation of retards.
"That was so retarded. I guess now you're part of the Retard Nation."
by savvygavvy April 15, 2019
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Retarded Meatball

"Look at that fuckin' meatball over there!"

"James is such a meatball."

"Fuckin' retarded meatball."
by JeggyTactical November 2, 2017
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retard simulator

when someone is being such a retard they could have their own game, specifically simulating a retard
person 1 “is water wet
person 2“retard simulator
by ok.you.know.what January 16, 2018
mugGet the retard simulatormug.

Self-Retardation

The act of of making unintelligent decisions redundantly causing a self-inflicted retardation.
"Josh wasn't born mentally handicap, he suffers from self-retardation for repeatedly seeing girls illegally."
by jbiddle August 24, 2011
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Retarded Macerena

Some dumbass dance they make you do on theater even though it sucks dick and nobody likes it.

Side note I writing this because I sick of doing this god damn dance all the time just because 8th graders can’t Make dances any Less fucking stupid
Jesus Christ, there making us do the Retarded Macerena again. You think it’s to late to back out of theater?
by .I hate myself. January 23, 2020
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