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Columbian Queef

A guy fills a funnel with cocaine and inserts into a females vagina, she then queef the power into the face of the guy
Dan: I had a sick weekend man
Nathan: what you get upto?
Dan: Lewis’s mom gave me a Columbian Queef, I was wired out my tits man
by ChunkySmurf July 7, 2018
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Queef Cave

Slang term for a whore's vagina.
Jake: "Did you get in her pants?"
Matt: "Yeah man, i tapped that queef cave."
by Tom Herpe March 18, 2011
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Vanilla queef

After cumming in a woman in doggy style, she queefs multiple times and your cum begins to bubble and/or come out of her vagina.
1. Damn, Ted! My wife totally vanilla queefed after sex last night.

2. See that girl over there? I hear she’s a Vanilla Queefer.
by anonymous October 25, 2017
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Queef capture

When you roll up to her crib and bottle her queef and leave as fast as you can
I queef captured her then went zoomin
by Ticklin your butt June 17, 2020
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Jizzle-queef

1: The physical act of ejaculating in a womans vagina and then immediately having the woman queefing the sperm directly back onto any location of the males person.
So I gave Johnny a jizzle-queef last night.

Bro, last night Bethany jizzle-queefed on me.
by Amxkool August 4, 2011
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ass queef

Typically, when a person has flatulence they would call it a “fart”. Here, in Atown (aka Anacortes, aka fagtown) we call these ass queefs.
*at mcdonald’s drive thru*
kelsey- “can i get two ass queef cones”
intercom- “sorry what?”
kelsey- “oops sorry i meant ice cream cones”
*proceeds to pay with dimes*

dude 1- “bro dude we were smashing and she wanted me to go up the butt and she totally ass queefed all over my cock”
dude 2- “what the fuck
by assqueef757 October 10, 2019
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Secondhand Queef

When you press your ass against a woman’s ass and fart causing it to travel through her ass crack and queef from her vagina.
I draw the line at sniffing secondhand queefs.
by Vermont Department of Health December 12, 2020
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