pitcher

the hardest position to play on a baseball field but most of the time a player has no other skills, they normally cant hit or field, that is caused by their high school coaches that never let them do anything but throw the ball.

it has no drug/sexual meaning.

See that pitcher! he has to be throwing 98 mph at least!

by #1baseballplayer April 12, 2006

cabbage patch

1.referring to the popular cabbage patch doll in the late 90's characterized with yarn hair, freckles, and big cheeks
2. derogatory term for a white girl

Julia stiles and Kirsten dunst is a cabbage patch

by whatisit April 19, 2005

petch

The bluetooth earpiece that lets you talk wirelessly on your cellphone.

I thought he was talking to me but he was wearing a petch.

by Moe Tavern November 26, 2006

Pitchers mound

Anal fisting, the next logical step after having sex.

"Dude i got to second base with Jen last night"

"Well you're well on your way to getting to the pitchers mound"

by babaoriley February 20, 2009

Patchouli

The sound one makes after vomiting, and trying to spit out the last bit, out of your mouth. Often caused from the actual patchouli smell.

I could here Joe finish throwing up, and let out the last patchouli of spit when he finished.

by bicyclejohn June 28, 2010

mushroom patch

A place where someone - usually the so-called authorities - keeps their captive audience in the dark and feeds them shit.

If Grabber O'Riley or Doper Limpaw can detect that you are operating off of their sociological mushroom patch they are gonna give you holy hell at every opportunity.

In the great flick the TRUMAN SHOW a very detailed mushroom patch was created by ad boys and girls for Jim Carrey.

by Wizard of Word September 8, 2007

pitchers and catchers

"Pitchers and Catchers" is used as a shorthand term for the beginning of spring training in professional baseball. Since the titular positions are the first ones to report to spring training this is sometimes seen as the beginning of the baseball season.

Only two days till pitchers and catchers

by jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjk February 26, 2011