Full puppy syndrome

Feeling of drowsiness after a good meal

A: "I ate so much, gotta sleep"
B: "Full puppy syndrome!"

by tbrugoa January 19, 2005

puppy downs syndrome

1. An epidemic sweeping the nation causing puppys eyeballs to grow farther apart, thus allowing the brain to push forward in the vacant space, causing retardation.

2. Something to laugh at when at a party.

-Dude, why does your dog keep humping my leg?

-Oh Captain Foogles there has puppy downs syndrome.

-Hahaha.... Oh you're serious?

-It's an epidemic.

by Dr.Kunk November 2, 2009

The Lost Puppy Effect

A type of attitude, behavior or personality exhibited in somewhat attractive men and women that causes them to come across as sad, lonely and weak. In some way or another, these people find relationships in which their lover finds their behavior cute or charming.

Often times, these relationships are short-lived due to the partner of the lost puppy realizing their lover is a total pussy.

As well as this, victims of the lost puppy effect are often unaware that they come across like this.

Michael got into another relationship! How?

Don't worry bro, it'll be over in a month.

How do you know?

Michael suffers from The Lost Puppy Effect.

Don't be like Michael.

by ThatGuyMichael June 18, 2022

chocolate mud puppies

one or more quality poops, sometimes messy but not necessarily foul in stench

*Derek shitting in the bathroom*
Andrew- Derek, what the hell are you doing in there?!

Derek- shut up, I'm making some chocolate mud puppies here!

by Dhouse November 2, 2015

tijuana puppy drag

(noun) The action of a dog pressing its anus against the ground and dragging it across.

“I think my dog has worms. He did the Tijuana Puppy Drag across my friend’s mom’s rug.”

by CTG420 May 25, 2018

puppy diploma mill

Not to be confused with a shameless "doggie factory" that exacerbates the domestic-canine-overpopulation problem, this type of disgraceful also-valuing-wealth-over-public-welfare establishment merely prints up fake "emotional-support animal" or "therapy pet" certificates, so that you can have your waggy-tailed buddy accompany you anywhere you wish, even places with a "no pets allowed except service animals" rule.

In part one of the "Wishbone" episode, "Halloween Hound", Joe doesn't need the services of a puppy diploma mill to be allowed to have Wishbone come into Oakdale Sports and Games with him, since shop-owner Travis Del Rio assures Joe that he likes dogs.

by QuacksO January 27, 2020

Cursed Slush Puppie

The act of fighting off 15 or more cops butt ass naked while masterbating.

Broooo cooter just totally cursed slush puppies those cops.

by Taint C. September 25, 2018