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Chief of Police

Not only here to better himself but his community. He is the change. Sounds like a motivational butter bar.
Wow Chief of Police in Oz is a real motivator. He needs to chill.
by BuggarSuggar10 March 30, 2022
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Police

They're dimwits. Students from high school who were poor academics, went on to college undecided and lazily chose criminal justice to graduate on time. Sociopathic behavior, self righteous, and all too easily brainwashed.

They are chasing their own tails cause they don't truly know theirnleaders are the true sources of evil. They chase criminals because they are criminally minded themselves. They are envious that criminals get away with crimes, meaning they wish deep down they could get away with criminal acts, which is why they do. Eventually become criminals themselves.

They are drenched in dark energies all day. They are losers who upon joining a gang, feel loved and accepted. Their weapon, badges, uniform, give them an ego boost. They see themselves as demigods whereas in life, they are simply losers. So they join a gang to feel power over another being. It satisfies them.

They do good cause that's their job, not cause they're any good themselves. No gos annointed them as more upright or righteous than another person. The laws they uphold are written by a bunch of criminals themselves.

They won't admit to this because they haven't dissected themselves this psychologically deep.
Police are brainwashed, they can't think for themselves because they have already given their minds over to be governed. If they were true truthseekers they'd be deep into alternative critical thinking theories.
by TruuthBurke June 18, 2025
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Police

Governmentally sanctioned thugs and crooks who abuse the rule of law to their extreme advantage by

*Hassling the poor
*Pulling over people who drive over the speed limit and/or weave
*Getting free hot food and coffee on the taxpayer's dime
*Persecuting minorities
*Killing people they hate (see George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Freddie Gray)
*Bring problems wherever they go

Keep in mind the minimum wage in most places is anywhere from $5.15 to $15 per hour, and these assholes make usually at least $26-$31 per hour. That's more than quadrupled the lowest. And why? Idiots think we need them. In theory if the second amendment was honored, everyone would be free to defend themselves. But it isn't like that, and the police exist. Know your enemy and how he oppresses you. Fuck them all.
Person 1: Here man hit this joint.
Person 2: Shit I see the police coming, we need to hide.
by Space Wrangler August 31, 2021
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Police

the civil force of a national or local government, responsible for the prevention and detection of crime and the maintenance of public order.
"When someone is killed, the police have to be informed."
by anonymous September 3, 2021
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Police-Chan

The woman who loves you all, she stops crooks and also is a mother to the motherless, a lover to the loveless.
I love Police-Chan, she made me feel alive again- totally my waifu uwu
by KittyMeowCatUwu February 20, 2021
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police the area

to tidy something, make something look nice and uniform
My dad made us police the area before leaving for our friends.
by wallboard283 June 8, 2023
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Fandom Police

Outsiders who join a fandom/hobby with the sole purpose of policing the behavior of fans in said fandom/hobby and not because they enjoy the hobby themselves. They can commonly be seen trying to shame people for engaging in things that are normal for the fandom and aren't even offensive and harmful, in order to make them "normal" according to their standards. They often engage in brigading to bully people to be more "normal" according to their standards. They like to ragebait fans on purpose and play the victim when the fans get angry or call the fancops out for their behavior. They also like to attack the pre-existing fans by belittling them for their hobby. They also always appeal to triviality.
Fan: wtf happened to anit bro cant even have a waifu anymore
Fandom Police: “Waifu” talks in 2025. We can watch anime without all dat extra weebo shit😭.
Also Fandom Police: Said weebos found this tweet and calling me slurs very on brand for the social rejects
by PomuHub February 16, 2025
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