playing with sharks

used to describe a person who is crazy to the point of putting themselves in obvious harm's way for no reason. See also fucking with cobras

The cops were just about to let Ryan off with a warning before he made that crack about smelling bacon. That boy's playing with sharks.

by Michael T. Biffins October 24, 2006

Playing possum

When someone fakes their own hanging auto erotic asphyxiation death in order to have a paramedic or medical examiner come and pick up their body. At which point said person would ejaculate on paramedic/medical examiners face

**** you're laying on the floor with a belt around your neck still attached to the broken shower curtain with you pants around your ankles, hard as a penguins dick in a blizzard "****

-Enters Paramedic/ Medical Examiner, kneels down close-

"How long has he been laying ther......(hot load is shoots directly across her face) JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!! CALL THE COPS, THIS SHIT HEAD IS PLAYING POSSUM!!!!"

by Chris with a K August 20, 2021

Playing Taxi

When you have to drive your car-less friends around town, sometimes for gas money.

Bill: I'll be back in a while.

Jeff: Where you going?

Bill: I'm playing taxi with Dave today. I'm on half a tank.

by Subtleowl July 6, 2010

Cheese Play

A sexual act where a couple collects their cheese like substances (smegma if male), formed after months of not bathing or cleaning, and generally uses it to perform various acts, such as lathering, eating, spitting to and fro, using as lube, mixing each other's together, mixing with food, etc.

Aw dude my I woke up to the smell of my aunt and uncle doing Cheese Play in my room again.

by The Gay Mankini October 3, 2021

Period play

Any sexual activity well I'm a woman is on her period.

You down for Period play?
Hell yeah yes I am!

by PL4L November 19, 2018

Playing Indian

1. Its when you are going down on your wife or girlfriend, and you discover they are menstruating and wearing a tampon. You grab the tampon string with your teeth and pull it out, then you vigorously swing your head back and forth to place red warpaint markings on your cheeks. You then make the classic "woo woo woo woo" sound with your hand over your mouth and proceed to get down to business.

2. The smeared red face you get after going down on a woman on her period. Usually alcohol is a factor.

Michael: Man, my wife is special this week. I guess I won't get any for awhile.

Joe: Nah, just do some "playing Indian" and she will be so freaked out she will forget and let you nail her.

"To my surprise she was on the rag, but I just played Indian and got down to business."

"Wow you must have been drunk, by the look of your face you were playing Indian last night."

by Scrooged December 12, 2012

playing barbies

playing barbies was originated when a guy friend put mine and another girls faces together and made us kiss...this escalated and now anything girl on girl is playing barbies...with or without a guy.

you see them gurls playing barbies?

yea that shyt was hott!

by beccalynn0513 June 16, 2011