Philicia

A dumb friend

Philicia: OKay, So if I put my clothes in the oven will it work as a dryer?

You stupid

by incognitomode November 30, 2018

philias

a greek based list of stuff we obsessively love.
the opposite of phobias the list things we fear the most.

Brody: dude i have a phobia of pain the slightest bruise scared the shit out of me.im going to go by myself a bubble.nut dude you have a philias to pain..i think its called agrophilia.

Brody2: bro dont be scared cut your wrist its awsome! i just love the feeling soo much that i actually had surgery so that im less tolerable to pain.if i bought a bubble i would buy it full of razors and rattle snakes.wooo hoo i fucking love pain!!!

by Kittira April 3, 2009

philisity

A ghetto black ho that has big tits and booty and is more than likely a prostitute.

philisity get your money to yo pimp befo 2 or you fired!

by tydro456 March 1, 2010

philipino cut

When you offer your friend a chinese cut, he gets horribly offended, you look stupid in front of your friends, and you feel like a complete douchebag. Your friend has to be Philipino for this to be the case.

The Philipino Cut:

"Hey guys"
"Hey"
"Let me jump in line here"
"Okay - Chinese cut me"
"I'm not Chinese!"
"I didn't say you were Chinese - it's called a Chinese cut - don't you remember it, say, from grade school?"
"You racist!"

by wussie December 3, 2007

philibology

The science that explains the universe; the secret society which includes such historical figures as Hercules, Abraham Caesar, Jesus Christ, Alexander the Great, George Washington and Johnathon Depp.

Philibology states that if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it it still makes a sound. end of story. And cats in boxes are either dead or alive. not both jackass

by Dr. Ryan C. Crest January 20, 2009

philopathy

A pathological need to adhere to a specific belief system to the exclusion of all else. For example, adherence to Socialism in an environment where Capitalism would function better, or adherence to an archaic scientific maxim long since overturned by new evidence.

The Senator's philopathy prevented him from being open-minded.

by OffcenterHorizon May 12, 2017

Phillip

A nice tall and skinny guy with black hair he is a little weird but always fun to be around for a while he was emo

Is that Phillip

yeah

Man he is always fun to be around

by csohn May 16, 2018