by Dr Bradygon February 9, 2019
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Ian: I told a black guy that his timbs were fake and he started chasing me
Anthony:Are you sure he didn't follow you here?
Ian: Nah,that penguin tripped after taking 2 strides.
Anthony:Are you sure he didn't follow you here?
Ian: Nah,that penguin tripped after taking 2 strides.
by Thomas Jeforeskin June 3, 2018
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Michael: Dude I am so bored right now. what should we do?
Delroy: My nigga, let's run some dojo in club penguin pussy! I got a black belt
Michael: OH SHIT? YOU BEAT THE SENSEI? YOU'RE THAT GUY DUDE!
Delroy: My nigga, let's run some dojo in club penguin pussy! I got a black belt
Michael: OH SHIT? YOU BEAT THE SENSEI? YOU'RE THAT GUY DUDE!
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President “Can we be sure melting the ice caps will slow them down”
Secretary of defense “yes sir it will give us at least 5 more years to figure out How to stop an all out penguin invasion”
President “A small price to pay for salvation indeed”
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President “A small price to pay for salvation indeed”
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