Ticker Tape Parade

Tossing off all over yourself or your partner.

I was hitting that girl doggy style, pulled out at the very last moment and gave her a ticker tape parade all over her back!

by Woodside Billy April 8, 2009

Paradoooski

A mole like creatue with a massive beak.

Pradoooski or Paradowski's tend to enjoy Plant food Trafficing and saying silly sausage on a regular basis.

The 'Paradowski beak' is considered one of the great wonders of the world, growing up to 7 metres in length.

Paradowskis are rumoured to have homosexual tendencies, due to the obvious lack of woman in their lives.

Eurgh did you see that odd little mole thing, must have been a paradoooski as it offered me plant food to take its virginity !

by The big dogg! March 8, 2010

Auditors Paradox

A company policy whereby the doors are to remain locked until after the Auditor has left the building results in a paradox in which the auditor is unable to leave the building resulting in continuous audit.

You see if we get the company to send an e-mail saying the doors are to remain locked until the auditors leave it will create an Auditors Paradox, the auditor will be unable to leave the building resulting in continuous billing at an hourly rate in perpetuity.

by JimmyJohn7 October 7, 2008

The Hipster Paradox

Since all hipsters are wanna-bes by their very definition, through reviving dead fads and believing in things too obscure to be known outside of hipsterdom, they are not anything at all, and therefore, cannot exist.

I totally thought John was a real person until I found out he was hipster. Dude, he doesn't even have a reflection, I'm pretty sure. The hipster paradox rings true once more.

by His Rexcellence December 27, 2011

Parla

A dark soul bound to the deepest caves in hell. An evil spirit determined to rule over the entire galaxy. A dark, evil heartless monster who just doesn't give a shit.

Or a small chicken

Woah! She is such a Parla, GUUURL you better be carful

by FFUTILEE October 11, 2016

Paladin

Title character, 60's TV western.
AKA 'Have Gun, Will Travel'.

Have gun, will travel reads the card of
a man
A knight without armor in a savage land.
His fast gun for hire heeds the calling wind
A soldier of fortune is a man called
Paladin.

by ArmyCop June 4, 2004

Paladin Training

Training that every Paladin trainee must undergo in order to achieve Paladin status. It is the most intense training ever developed. Training that Luis uses in order to become one of the most powerful and rugged beings known to man or beast.

Billy: Luis, how did you become so strong and so rugged.
Luis: Paladin training.... yeaaahhh! FUCK EM UUUUUUP!!!!

by Nicholas Piper AKA Lord Biron October 9, 2008