by TurtleTruffles May 2, 2022
Get the Parkermug. by parkershusband January 14, 2022
Get the Parker Campionmug. The type of kid you went to high school with that you said to yourself he won’t be shit just simply because of the way he looked. But now he makes 10x more money than both you and your “Rich parents“ combined.
by Bobby Mc Bobberson March 12, 2020
Get the parker jamesmug. To consume an abhorrent amount of food or any other resources with little to no regard for the well-being of yourself and others around you.
“Someone parkered all the cookies in the hotel lobby, so I cancelled my reservation.”
“He parkered all his phone data in the first two days. We shouldn’t have given him a phone…”
“He parkered all his phone data in the first two days. We shouldn’t have given him a phone…”
by Daroobee October 15, 2022
Get the parkeredmug. 
When you try to masturbate, but you loose the urge due to the presence of a spider in the same general area as you.
by BRUHMAGEDDON August 26, 2019
Get the peter parker's boimug. 