by Im a dick parker September 03, 2018
Ben Parker is a teacher is a Science teacher at John Warner. I dont have him, but my friend does, who I feel truly sorry for. Apparently his hands are so hairy, he had to shave them. He barely exceeds 5ft, and is classified as a rodent
by abcdefghijklmnooqrstuvwxyz March 26, 2019
friend 1: hey girl guess who i just linked with
friend 2: who
friend 1: d’ante parker!
friend 2: I was just with him last night wtf
“your acting like Dante”
“ I don’t cheat imma parker”
friend 2: who
friend 1: d’ante parker!
friend 2: I was just with him last night wtf
“your acting like Dante”
“ I don’t cheat imma parker”
by Tallheifer3 February 03, 2023
Will thought he parked the car, but seeing it role into the street proved it was a case of parkering.
by Pistolpeddy January 06, 2024
One of my best friends I trust him with everything. You can trust him, no matter what. He’s the only one who checked up on me not even my best friend checked up on me. That’s why I trust him. Even when I’m in trouble, he’ll still try to take the blame for me and that’s what I love about Parker. He’s like my brother That I never got.
by Logan is amazing 1234 May 06, 2025
by D1sc0rd March 01, 2022
by funnyguy694220 October 10, 2019