parker

fuckin stoner with a massive cock. if u know a parker keep em at bay. hes a lil wild
yo parker come er n fuck me
by soupersoup April 22, 2020
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peter parker gf

martina is peter parker gf. the one and only peter parker gf, peter 1? martina bf, peter 2?, martina bf, peter 3? martina bf.
by itslele May 13, 2022
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parker

she loves everybody. She flirts with every boy with long hair, whos cute, or just literally anybody random.
She also hates cheese. etree
Connor :Wow parker is really cute!
Seth : But im gay?
by mocahgamer April 13, 2021
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Parker

a Parker tends to be very extroverted, but they're funny af and you can count on them to break the ice in awkward situations. they might be a bit of a twitter addict and bc of this they can be very opinionated on some things, but that just makes them a good debate partner too! they make a good romantic partner too, though behind their charisma they can be very insecure and worry a lot, so they need a lot of reassurance. overall a Parker is pretty great and you can trust them to be a good friend.
"dude they're such a parker!"
"yeah, ikr, we need to invite him to our next party"
by honeymuffinkid January 5, 2021
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Parker

stupid anti social bitch who cheats on people with mathew
by weeeeeeeeedick September 20, 2021
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Parker

The sweetest and funniest girl you will ever meet when you first get to know her she is very shy and doesn't say much but once she trust you oh your in she is the most genuine person i have never met so loyal, gentle, sweet and funny all the same time truly a one in a million girl her she was the only one who ever treated me right. Her true sense of humor is like nothing ive ever seen before if you get the chance to truly know her don't waste it because you will regret it.
Parker if you ever see this just know i wrote it about you ill always regret treating you the way i did and making you leave me i love you.
I miss you parker
by YkimisSouy July 2, 2025
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