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The Seaman Shuffle

When you’re cornered by a group of guys and your only option for self defense is to pull out your dick and start jerking off onto them.
When I was on shore leave in the Navy some "Anderson Cooper looking motherfuckers" cornered me and my only option was to pull out my dick and start doing the seaman shuffle.
by Kai Smash December 20, 2022
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Idaho Shuffle

When a mad dog poops in you through and proceeds to try to f**k it
I am going to Idaho shuffle you
by The shmiz December 21, 2019
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Sonic Shuffle

alternative universe where everything from sonic becomes mario and vice vers.
This applies more to the FNF mod vs sonic.exe and the mario mix of Smash Bandicoot
Step It Up! (At It Again! - Sonic Shuffle) +FLP
by DamiXGuin January 4, 2024
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Kansas city shuffle

Its a type of misdirection, where person A makes it look like person A thinks the other(s) don't know what person A is doing. Then the other(s) try to hide the fact they know and set up a scheme for person A which he falls for(the katalyst). Then at moment supreme set up by person A takes advantage of the other(s) because person A knows they think person a thinks: you don't know.

It takes great patience and endurance to pull this of for for person A has to schemed willingly and has to pretend for a very long time he doesn't know the other(s) schemed him.

Many people don't know this but a kansas city shuffle is often used in the stock market with all of the other traders as victims.
Damn, Volkswagen autogroup pulled a real kansas city shuffle in 2017.
by Kansascityshuffle August 21, 2017
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iPod shuffle 3rd gen

By far the most peculiar member of the iPod family, it has no controls aside from an on off switch. Controls exist as a set of inline buttons on the EarPods cable. May be mistaken as a tiny vape. Released in 2009, was discontinued in 2010.
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dickhead shuffle

A dickhead shuffle is when a group of assholes ruin everyone's fun and consider themselves superior to everyone else.
"Man, I played last night casual TF2, it quickly turned into a dickhead shuffle
by Norton ,am May 9, 2020
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