a bird that perches on the tip of a man's penis. used to talk about people that are on your nuts or won't leave you alone.
fred- "yo james you owe me 20 bucks, dont forget, don't forget for real man. for real"
James- "i'll getchu man! stop being such a tip bird. stop perching for real"
James- "i'll getchu man! stop being such a tip bird. stop perching for real"
by chef0010 September 24, 2011
by Odog and jdog April 01, 2020
by M.Becker June 16, 2008
to choke on a large member until it becomes turgid and ultimately spurts into one's mouth. This act is then follow by the regurgitation into another's mouth.
by Freakish_dong January 30, 2020
An unpleasant bird whose hobby is to cause agony and inflict pain on humans. Kari birds are painfully disgusting cackle and like to eat tuna sandwiches with mayo, mustard, ketchup and pickles. If you see a feathered bird with a flesh-coloured face, RUN.
by shinjimae June 12, 2022
1) (noun) A goofball; one who resembles in actions or deeds a particularly silly bird (such as a domesticated turkey).
2) (noun) A general term of endearment, said by people from Kentucky to silly butts.
3) (noun) Can indicate an intimate connection with someone, depending on inflection
2) (noun) A general term of endearment, said by people from Kentucky to silly butts.
3) (noun) Can indicate an intimate connection with someone, depending on inflection
Person one: "Do you want me to pause it for you?"
Person two: *looking shocked* "Did you just ask if I want a suppository?"
Person one: "No, you turkey-bird!"
Person two: *looking shocked* "Did you just ask if I want a suppository?"
Person one: "No, you turkey-bird!"
by Bird-n-Pika January 05, 2010
A severe debilitating condition where a young beautiful girl suffers from legs similar in proportion and ratio of size to a bird. Very odd in description. No known cure. Stay strong GWBL.
by NerdBird1 July 09, 2014