Shake n Bake

Shake n Bake is a H.E (High Explosive) W.P (White Phosphorous) combination of mortar ammunition fired one after the other. Usually at people in black turbans in Southern Afghanistan by British Soldiers.

Russ: "Baz, 500mtrs Target in open 6 armed Taliban...."

Baz: "6 Taliban...Seen"

Russ: "You know what time it is...?"

Baz: "Shake n Bake time Baby!"

Russ: "Shake n Bake YeeeHaaa"

500mtrs away....

Terry Taliban: "Ohh Fuck.....Shake n Bake...............................BOOM"

pisses underwear and turns into pink burning mist.....

by AllScarsEarned July 3, 2008

baking cupcakes

Smoking mad weed.
Baking out.
You get it,

"Livvie and Trixie are going out to bake some fine cupcakes, wanna join them with me?"
"YEAH those chicks are sooo cool"

by anonyMUSSSSS August 31, 2005

nake n' bake

smoking weed naked. usually done alone, or with other naked inviduals.

"yeah man, my mom walked in on me doing nake n' bake in my room. i was fucking ass naked"

by vahinaaa May 3, 2007

baking butt biscuits

the aroma of hot turds ready to come out of the butt oven

Upon smelling my recent fecal effusion my wife exclaimed, "mmm...someone's baking butt biscuits"

by megryan July 4, 2008

Easy Bake Oven

When a couple is having sex outside, in generally hot weather (90 and 100 degrees), the man will ejaculate on the woman's face, and the heat will 'cause the cum to "bake" on her face.

Antonio: Ayo, I just gave that hoe an easy bake oven, shawty. She still tryna get the nut of her face.

Justin: Word? Damn...tell her what's good!

by Lenell Elliott February 1, 2008

auschwitz easy bake

The act of gas torching (crop dusting) a group of people. Usually, inside a hot vehicle, an enclosed room or a sauna. The Auschwitz easy bake is named after the infamous Nazi gas chambers and Jew ovens at Auschwitz.

Marcy wanted a cake so I whipped up an auschwitz easy bake. She puked for an hour straight.

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2023

bean baked burrito

cold beans on a baked burrito, sounds amazing, right? and NO, its not baked bean burrto, they’re completely different!! because for the baked bean burrito, its baked beans on a cold burrito.

“its not baked bean burrito, its bean BAKED burrito.”

by depressingbagel May 10, 2022