Found Onion

a piece intended to be read without mirth but that could easily be published in The Onion; accidental satire

There are so many unintentional sexual puns in this article that it's hard to take it seriously. It's a Found Onion.

by schmub October 16, 2014

Onion Man

The coolest gamer ever. Known for being so cool.

( A very cool person)
Very awesome

Onion Man is so cool

by Super cool guy oh yeah I so co July 16, 2022

Onion

$100, usually in the form of a white casino chip. Frequently used by gamblers trying to borrow money.

“Yo, let me hold an onion until tomorrow.”

by Snowflake2.0 June 16, 2019

i made the onion

lmao i make onions and the guy who gave her son an onion

lmao but seriously i made the onion and i make many onions so hmu for some onions

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

Onionment

To apply ointment and become one with the onion

I'm very akin to onionment along with my fellow onion brethren.

by onionmenthol September 16, 2025

Onion

An onion has layers. It is death. Cut it until you cry. Waaa

Person 1: I'm like an onion...
Person 2: in what way?
Person 1: I'm always cold so I wear many layers, and I make everyone cry.

by Katsudon_Person April 16, 2020

Spring Onion

A named used for the trashiest of anime trash weebs you will ever meet.

amazing and derpy and wonderful weebs.

person 1: do they like anime?
person2: have you met them?? such a spring onion!

by flamingpancakes& October 11, 2016