National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs
Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you
Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much
24 hrs later
Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you
Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though
Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day
Girlfriend: ......
Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much
24 hrs later
Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you
Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though
Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day
Girlfriend: ......
by David feldabeldum June 5, 2019
Get the National break up day mug.A day where rape is acceptable (it is never acceptable, if you rape sombody, rot in hell!). This day was made by men who think rape is funny and not something that is harmful. They also think harrasment, pedophilia, sexual harrasment, and much more is acceptable. Rape is a horrible thing. Stay safe ladies and all those who identify as female. It is said to be April 24th, so be extra careful. Try to have an item to protect yourself with at all times; taser, pepper spray, knife (if legal), brass knuckles or knuckle knives. A pen is also somewhat effective. Your elbow is a very strong bone. Stay safe y'all.
Someone identified as male: *whistles or tries to touch identified female*
Someone identified as female: leave me alone
Someone identified as male: chill shawty, its national rape day *says slurs of any sort*
Someone identified as female: that's not a real thing, leave me the fuck alone
Someone identified as male: *tries to get substantially closer*
Someone identified as female: *staps (with self defense object), jabs male in face with elbow or kick in crotch area, anything and runs*
remember, you are valid, you are not an object, stay safe. or at lease know how to use your elbow bone to jab. also you can keep a pen in your posession to stap with.
Someone identified as female: leave me alone
Someone identified as male: chill shawty, its national rape day *says slurs of any sort*
Someone identified as female: that's not a real thing, leave me the fuck alone
Someone identified as male: *tries to get substantially closer*
Someone identified as female: *staps (with self defense object), jabs male in face with elbow or kick in crotch area, anything and runs*
remember, you are valid, you are not an object, stay safe. or at lease know how to use your elbow bone to jab. also you can keep a pen in your posession to stap with.
by a girl who cares about people April 14, 2021
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paige: omg i sucked 7 dicks!
kendal: bro i sucked 12 tf but it’s okay cause it’s national dick sucking day!
kendal: bro i sucked 12 tf but it’s okay cause it’s national dick sucking day!
by lilly bunch April 11, 2019
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A nationalistic government would serve to establish laws and policy for the benefit of the citizenry on behalf of the citizenry.
-Damn I wish America had more nationalism in government, then maybe our politicians wouldn't sell out our country from under our feet.
-Damn I wish America had more nationalism in government, then maybe our politicians wouldn't sell out our country from under our feet.
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The members of the whodat nation will frequently yell "whodat" for no particular reason.
The members of the whodat nation will frequently yell "whodat" for no particular reason.
New Orleans Saints fan: "WHODAT! WHODAT! Whodat say they gonna beat them Saints."
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Chicago Bears fan: "WTF did you say? Huh? Katrina should have swept you away... *starts cursing profusely and making more nasty Katrina remarks* "
Saints fan: "STFU - the Saints will demolish the Bears this year. The Saints will make your bears look like week koala bears smoking dope. As a proud member of the whodat nation I hereby bitch slap you - *POW* - WHODAT!"
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