mysexual

A person who engages in sex exclusively with themself via masturbation.

I gave up on men, and women for that matter, I'm a practicing mysexual.

by isabeau July 16, 2008

Mysterio

Infamous Mexican bandit, real name El Philipio Mysterio Eden Sanchez, known for his card tricks and moustache. His powers come from his mystical sombrero.

"Mysterio stole my wallet and ruined my business. Curses."

by xKieran October 12, 2006

Myspace Whore

ok well, this is a person who justs adds every tom, dick and harry (people they dont know) to their myspace so their friends number will be extremely high.

"yeah that bitch has 2400988907 "friends" what a myspace whore."

by Cayla April 13, 2006

Rey Mysterio

Rey Mysterio is so cool. He is magic and he can fly. He is the greatest wrestler to ever live. If you fuck with him he will 619 you in less than a second. Then he will set you on fire and do the tombstone, FU, Pedigree, Sweet Chin Music, Samoan Spike, Batista Bomb, Swanton Bomb, Twist of Fate, Spear, RKO (even though it sucks), Five Star Frog Splash, Dominator, Chokeslam, Vertebreaker, Canadian Destroyer, Angle Slam, Ankle Lock, Figure Four, Five Knuckle Shuffle, STFU, Stinger Splash, Scorpion Deathdrop, Walls of Jericho, Crippler Crossface, Stone Cold Stunner, Rock Bottom, Hogan Legdrop, Con-Chair-To, put you through a table, hit you with a ladder, then amputate all four of your limbs while you are still concious, give you a root canal without novocane, hit you with a barbed wire baseball bat, then shoot you with an AK47. You know it's coming Chavo. He wont forget Umaga either. And by the way, Umaga's real name is Eward Fatu. Look it up on wikipedia.

Rey Mysterio is so cool. If you fuck with him he will 619 you in less than a second. Then he will set you on fire and do the tombstone, FU, Pedigree, Sweet Chin Music, Samoan Spike, Batista Bomb, Swanton Bomb, Twist of Fate, Spear, RKO (even though it sucks), Five Star Frog Splash, Dominator, Chokeslam, Vertebreaker, Canadian Destroyer, Angle Slam, Ankle Lock, Figure Four, Five Knuckle Shuffle, STFU, Stinger Splash, Scorpion Deathdrop, Walls of Jericho, Crippler Crossface, Stone Cold Stunner, Rock Bottom, Hogan Legdrop, Con-Chair-To, put you through a table, hit you with a ladder, then amputate all four of your limbs while you are still concious, give you a root canal without novocane, hit you with a barbed wire baseball bat, then shoot you with an AK47. You know it's coming Chavo. He wont forget Umaga either. And by the way, Umaga's real name is Eward Fatu. Look it up on wikipedia.

by elmer the great March 7, 2007

myspace male whore

a male who is constantly on myspace 24/7.
always posting new pictures.
and has over 1,000 friends who he might not even know.

"Hey Whats Up"
i dont know you. you dont know me.
lets be myspace friends!"
im a myspace male whore, because i have so many friends on myspace, and i post new pics every day!

by aaron_actor88 July 21, 2007

MySpacophobia

Adj. Fear of the website 'myspace.com' and all things related. Extreme cases have been known to fear participants and users as well.

"Hi my name is John and I have myspacophobia,"
"Thank you John, group let's give him a warm welcome hug!"

by Barclay Wright November 30, 2006

myspace to my place

the act of meeting a girl(usually) on myspace and after kicking sufficient game get her to meet you and bring
her back to your home and proceed to have sex with her.

guy: i cant believe she had sex with me the first time we
hung out!

dude: sounds like shes a real myspace to my place kind of
girl.

by Orlandoss October 29, 2007