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Mushroom Dunk

An act of workplace sabotage involving the act of dipping one's penis into a pot of room temperature coffee and leaving it out for others to drink.
Pat: Don't drink the coffee in the garage if it's not fresh.

Shelly: How come?

Pat: Because the supply techs probably messed wirth it.

Mike: If it's cold then they probably did a mushroom Dunk in it.
by Clyde Barstow October 26, 2012
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mushroom runner

A type of runner that only appears when there are perfect weather conditions, like mushrooms after a rain
Where were all these mushroom runners yesterday when it was 5 degrees colder?
by winniesleftclit May 7, 2022
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mushroom clouding

When you fart under a blanket and then pull the blanket down, releasing the noxious fumes into the general area.

The benefit of mushroom clouding is that because of the blanket, the fart is frequently muffled or even goes unheard
My wife and I were watching TV in bed when she grabbed the remote and changed the channel. So I let one rip under the blanket, mushroom clouding her as retribution.
by DougieFresh86 February 15, 2017
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Mushrooms

1. Stuff you eat to see pretty colors

2. Things that grow in your yard that are sometimes poisonous
I eat mushrooms when I'm bored
by Mi wordz becuz I'm smart June 22, 2017
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MUSHROOM HAT TRICK

When you match with a dude on 3 or more dating services.
"I matched with Phil on Tinder, Bumble, AND Hinge, Judy! A Mushroom Hat Trick!!!"
by angryrancor September 9, 2021
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Mushroom Man

a fat stinky pro!!!!1!!1111
Person 1: Mushroom man is such a pro
Person 2: Yes i agree
by The Mushroom Man July 2, 2023
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