ur mum

well duh it is ur mum what else were you expecting.

Timmy: can you come to my house after school?
you : no

timmy : why

you: UR MUM

by good peoples July 29, 2022

ur mum

ur mum

person1: *insert awkward question or conversation*

person2: “ur mum”

by Har Har Cowface August 11, 2022

Aiden Gelston's Mum

This is the mother figure of Aiden Gelston. Her name is Dorine and she is a very kind and loving person. One time she baked be cookies and they tasted really good. everyone should have a mum like this!

Me: Aiden Gelston's Mum made me some cookies on the weekend
Aiden Gelston: Isn't she the best?
Me: Yes!!!!

by GigaMan77 August 11, 2024

ur mum

gay

jim: ugh you are so stupid
carl: ur mum gay
jim:*ligit fucking dies*

by Your_local_lesbian December 30, 2019

ur mum

someone that I have sexual intercourse with

hey what are you doing?

UR MUM

by Icuminurmum January 27, 2022

Mum Spit

A physical act of affection from a mother, given by the mother by licking her finger and then stroking her now wet finger gently down the cheek of her offspring.

When Joel was sent off to his fist day of school, he was left with mum spit. And was laughed at by Jes.

by Pl@tty October 18, 2008

Mum

The person that gave birth to you

For permission to go outside Jim had to ask is mum

by H1 I am a HeLPiNG HanD July 22, 2019